If I left, how far inland would I have to drive to be safe? How hard would it be to find a motel that would take in my cat and I? How would my cat act all that time in the car? She gets very unhappy in just the five-mile drive to the vet.
The ordinance was written by and for the entrenched interests of downtown property owners, seeking to preserve their dominance in the short-term rental market, and hoteliers seeking to limit the growth of new, competing supply in a market where they are already concerned with over-building.
I am awash in Thomas Friedmans book, The World is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century.
I didnt want to start it. I have a stack of titles perfect for summer when the day is long, the light good and the time leisurely, including a formidable (and improbable) book club offering, The Way We Live Now, a 1,024-page tome by the prolific and lengthy Anthony Trollope.
But everywhere I go -- Savannahs airport, the beach off South Haven, Mich., the Broughton Street Starbucks -- I see people bent over Friedmans book.
It was the woman at the beach who convinced me. If she could sit there in that delicious Michigan air, 10 feet from that delicious lake water and stick her nose in this book of nonfiction instead of looking for Petosky stones or rocks with holes in them or decades-old pieces of glass we call glassies -- and then say she thinks the book should be required reading for all high school students -- well, right then and there, I moved it up on the list.
As with many of Friedmans columns, the book is about the effects of globalization, the lightning-quick passage of business and what the creation of the Web is doing to level the playing field across the planet. Its about what happens when a country allocates most of its resources to the military.
In Friedmans optimistic way, he is encouraged that change can come from individuals, not governments or corporations. But the subtext is what happens when the U.S. government gets bogged down in war instead of internal infrastructure. When it uses fear instead of hope as a way to rally the masses. When greed for oil replaces common sense.
Its about what happens when leaders in developing countries who have always valued education and learning -- can you say India and China? -- seize the day (and the software) and rub a few brains cells together.
We already know what happens when we dial for help with our computers. We reach a very polite, very competent, very low-paid, very satisfied worker in India. Right now there are about 245,000 Indians answering phones from all over the world or dialing out to solicit people for credit cards of cell phone bargains or overdue bills.
Its not just because they work cheaper, Friedman says. its because theyre smart, ambitious, hungry and willing to do any amount of grunt work to work their way up.
Do you know many youngsters in the U.S. like that? I dont.
But thats not all. Did you know that in 2003, accountants in this country outsourced some 25,000 basic tax returns, maybe yours, maybe mine, to accountants in India? Not so many, you say. Except that in 2004 the figure jumped to 100,000 and that in 2005 its expected to be 400,000.
Its all about a work flow software program with a standardized format that makes the outsourcing of tax returns cheap and easy, says Friedman.
The next time youre in a doctors office listening to your doctor speak into a Dictaphone, its entirely possible his or her voice is being downloaded, digitized and transcribed by someone in -- you guessed it -- India. Then, two hours later - overnight , not the typical two-week lag time if someone in the next office were doing the report -- and at one-fifth the cost, the results are returned to the doctors billing file.
Not all the innovations are overseas. From Friedman I learned how the airline known as JetBlue has started to outsource its entire reservation system to housewives in Utah in a system they call, homesourcing.
I read about a McDonalds off Interstate 55 near Cape Girardeau, Mo. - one of 12 McDonalds owned by the same person - where the voice taking your order is in a call center in Colorado Springs, 900 miles away. Why? Lower costs, greater speed, fewer mistakes.
Theres a lot more. A whole chapter on Wal-Mart, of course. And UPS. How the brown company now repairs Toshiba laptops computers at a warehouse near its Louisville hub -- to save time and money. How it hooked up with Papa Johns pizza, Nike and Mail Boxes, Etc.,o schedule the delivery of supplies.
All very interesting, Im thinking. Especially after I pick up Sundays New York Times and read about tens of thousands of U.S. soldiers who still lack proper body armor. All very interesting since the Pentagon has known about this problem since May 2004.
Heres the kicker: the equipment is not expected to be ready for several months. Why? Because of delays in the Pentagons procurement system.
Earth to Washington, D.C. -- lets get it together, guys. Because if you dont, someone else will. w