When Diablo Cody won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar for the delightful Juno, I'm assuming it was less for her hip-today-gone-tomorrow dialogue and more for her creation of several ingratiating yet recognizably flawed characters as well as her deftness in telling a story with numerous emotional peaks. With her sophomore -- and sophomoric -- script, Cody has retained the hipster-speak but left out everything else. In Jennifer's Body, the warmth and wit have been replaced with cruelty and denseness, and what might have been a penetrating high school comedy -- a new Heathers or Mean Girls -- turns out to be nothing more than a cheap horror flick packed with lowbrow titillation.
Megan Fox stars as the Jennifer of the title, who lusts after desirable lads while her best friend Needy (Mamma Mia!'s Amanda Seyfried) tags behind like a stray puppy. Although they're nothing alike, the pair have remained BFFs since their days playing together in the sandbox. So when Jennifer orders Needy to break a date with her sweet boyfriend Chip (appealing Johnny Simmons) so she can accompany her to see the obscure band Low Shoulder at a ramshackle bar in the middle of nowhere, Needy dutifully complies. Once they reach the bar, though, matters take a disastrous turn, as the venue is destroyed by a fire that kills several students and Jennifer is abducted by the band members, who believe that by sacrificing a virgin as an offering to Satan, they'll be rewarded with a major-label contract (hey, it beats taking the humiliating American Idol path). Of course, Jennifer is hardly a virgin, so after they hack her up with a knife (in a scene played for queasy laughs that never materialize), she returns for some reason as a vampire-zombie-thingie that must gorge on human blood to survive.
There's always an audience for revenge fantasies, and perhaps if Jennifer had gone after creeps, there'd be more rooting interest for her even given her demonic state -- after all, sympathetic creatures have been a cinematic staple as far back as Lon Chaney's Phantom of the Opera, Boris Karloff's Frankenstein monster and King Kong. But Jennifer solely seems to target nice guys, which not only makes her a one-note killing machine on the order of Jason or Michael Myers but also cripples any attempts by Cody and director Karyn Kusama (after Aeon Flux and now this, a looong way from her promising debut with Girlfight) to provide any uplift or originality to a played-out genre that has traditionally been owned by male filmmakers. In fact, the pacing of Jennifer's Body can't even match that of the most rudimentary slasher flicks, especially when a poorly staged battle that should serve as the film's conclusion is followed by an endless coda that stretches well into the scrolling final credits.
Ultimately, instead of serving as a much-needed role reversal take on the standard terror tale, Jennifer's Body is merely a sellout, most notably in a pointless scene in which (fanboy alert!) Jennifer and Needy briefly lock lips -- a desperate sequence that's about as erotic to behold as Glenn Beck in a wet T-shirt.
Seyfried is fine as Needy, the only person who recognizes that Jennifer has become "evil evil, not high school evil." Fox, on the other hand, is dreadful. Cody's quipster cracks may have sounded natural coming out of the mouth of Juno's Ellen Page, but Fox delivers the lines as if she doesn't quite understand half the words she's uttering. She's so monotonous that it's impossible to ascertain any difference between Jennifer before she gets fatally knifed and Jennifer after she returns as a flesh-munching demon. More than anyone else, it's Megan Fox who turns Jennifer's Body into a rotting corpse of a movie.
Eroticism is a state of mind rather than a state of undress, and in that regard, it's not much different from romanticism, its partner-in-sublime. On the silver screen, it can be presented to us in the most subtle of ways, particularly when the film's protagonists exist in a society or period known for its repressive airs. Two of the best examples hail from a pair of pictures that were both released in 1993. In James Ivory's The Remains of the Day, it's reflected in a sequence in which the English servants played by Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson wrestle with their emotions as they pass off a book in his darkened chamber. Even better is the scene in Martin Scorsese's The Age of Innocence, whereupon a passionate Daniel Day-Lewis makes love to the only naked flesh visible on Michelle Pfeiffer's body: the wrist peeking out from between her glove and sleeve. Bright Star, the deeply romantic new movie from Oscar-winning writer-director Jane Campion, has several scenes of this nature, although my favorite has to be when poet John Keats (Ben Whishaw) explains to his great love Fanny Brawne (Abbie Cornish) how he will press his lips to the letters he writes her, so that when she receives them, she may likewise caress the paper with her mouth and thereby experience his kisses firsthand. In the wrong hands, such a scene could come across as pretentious or self-important or even risible, but Campion, firmly in control of her material, makes us understand how these lovers, whom fate has decreed will never be able to consummate their relationship, must create their own chaste versions of conjugal bliss.
Commencing in 1818 London, the story of Bright Star, with its key events based in fact but its smaller ones colored in by Campion's poetic license, takes place over the course of a couple of years, as the forward and fashion-conscious Fanny (she designs and sews her own clothes, and are they nice!) makes the acquaintance of two English poets trying to build names for themselves. One is Charles Brown (Asheville native Paul Schneider), who views Fanny as no more than a bubble-headed flirt and frequently engages her in vicious verbal combat (she holds her own quite nicely, thank you). The other is Keats, who's initially preoccupied with tending to his dying brother but in time falls for the lovely Fanny. She's equally smitten, but since he's penniless and since the women of the day were expected to set their sights on men with money, their love seems doomed -- even before he develops that bothersome cough.
Bringing the creative process to life on screen is always an uphill battle -- how does one turn thoughts into something tangible? -- but Campion uses the characters' dialogue to provide reasonably sturdy stepping stones into often abstract territory. Fanny's strong desire to learn about poetry -- to understand it, to appreciate it -- stirs our own interest (perhaps buried since college!), and Keats responds with an absolutely lovely speech comparing poetry to a dive in the lake. A similar respect for the craft remains on view throughout the picture, thereby never reducing the art to a mere plot device but rather constantly working it into the very fabric of the film.
Whishaw projects the right amount of soulful sensitivity as Keats, while Cornish exhibits the proper mix of feisty free spirit and wracked romantic in a nicely balanced portrayal. And then there's Schneider, whose boorish character isn't usually found in tasteful period pieces of this nature. His presence sparks the proceedings and provides the film with a zesty lining, and it'd be nice to see this Carolina boy pick up a deserved Oscar nomination.
As for Campion, she's made several films over the past 16 years, but all have been disappointments in the wake of her 1993 masterpiece The Piano. Bright Star isn't in the same ballpark as The Piano -- heck, it's not even in the same time zone -- but it's the first Campion movie since then to warrant 10 Best consideration. It's that special.
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