Animal remains cinema’s best visual effect.
Film Reviews
Review: Divergent
It doesn’t leave us wanting to avoid the sequel at all costs. In the YA film canon, that should be considered a positive.
Review: 300: Rise of an Empire
It’s a dull, deadening approach, the type that can probably only be truly appreciated by 15-year-old boys and serial killers.
Review: Non-Stop
Neeson’s career pirouette has blessed the action flick with a leading man who can emote as well as he can punch.
Review: Pompeii
While imitation can indeed be the sincerest form of flattery, that’s not the case when the results are as ham-fisted as those here.
Review: Robocop
Folks who wouldn’t know RoboCop from Paul Blart: Mall Cop will find the film to be a particularly joyless exercise, arid in the extreme. Aside from Jackson’s schtick, the only laughs are unintentional.
Review: Winter’s Tale
Farrell and Findlay prove to be one of the most enchanting screen couples in many a moon. Unfortunately, the movie introduces a new character midway through, and it never recovers from the miscasting of this crucial role.
Review: The Monuments Men
It’s the sort of picture that one wishes were better, as the number of missed opportunities seemingly equals the number of unexploded landmines at the war’s close.
Review: Ride Along
It becomes clear that the flimsy script will offer the actors little in the way of choice quips or promising scenarios, forcing them instead to animate their characters through sheer star power alone.
Review: Jack Ryan, Shadow Recruit
The previous Ryan exploits were meaty endeavors, with plenty to engage our senses and our smarts — sub commander Sean Connery, Harrison Ford and black-ops leader Willem Dafoe teaming up, weary CIA specialist Liev Schreiber — but the dull Shadow Recruit is distressingly bare.
Review: Inside Llewyn Davis
In the best film of 2013, Oscar Isaac plays a folksinger in 1961 New York who’s just waiting for that big break.
Review: Her
For a film that’s ostensibly about the need to make meaningful connections, it’s a rather chilly endeavor, with the only warmth provided by, yes, the computer voice.
