The only folks who have any reason to be angry are those who earlier caught the film’s red-band trailer, which idiotically included the very last scene of the film.
Film Reviews
Review: Dora and The Lost City of Gold
What makes Dora and the Lost City of Gold so appealing is the characterization of its heroine as a perpetually chipper, never-say-die sort, with Isabela Moner irresistible in the part.
Review: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
It’s the prickly interplay between Hobbs and Shaw that defines this picture, with Johnson and Statham clearly relishing every opportunity to flex their mouths as much as their muscles.
Review: Once Upon a Time in… Hollywood
Before the picture ends, Tarantino has one ace left up his sleeve, and it’s sure to divide audience opinion with the precision of the Red Sea parting. I only objected to it because it’s a trick Tarantino already used before — to brilliant effect — in one of his previous pictures.
Review: The Lion King
If you’ve seen the original, it’s impossible not to compare and contrast, and this version falls short in practically every way. Those who have never seen the ’94 edition will doubtless be much more charitable in their assessment, although even they might be put off by the soullessness of the entire enterprise.
Review: Midsommar
A notable achievement distinguished by staggering visuals and a superlative lead performance.
Review: Spider-Man: Far From Home
A villain eventually comes into focus in the second half, and it’s here where the film takes a tumble.
Review: Dark Phoenix
Dark Phoenix is like Smokey and the Bandit 3, when even Burt Reynolds knew enough was enough and bailed before filming got underway.
Review: Godzilla: King of the Monsters
A bingo card of clichés would quickly be filled with such soggy lines as “We opened Pandora’s box, and there’s no way to shut it” and “It sounds like you admire these monsters.”
Review: Rocketman
Even if it doesn’t soar as high as one would like, Rocketman is still a better movie than Bohemian Rhapsody, which suffered in part from its PG-13 designation. Rocketman is a solid R, more in line for this sort of warts-and-all picture.
Review: John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
With a $14 million price tag on his head, Wick can’t slow down for a minute, as seemingly every New York street is crawling with killers eager to claim the grand prize.
Review: Aladdin
By providing the former Fresh Prince with fresh material, Will Smith is able to escape the inevitable comparisons by fashioning a Genie that doesn’t always instantly bring to mind Robin Williams’ stamped trademark on the part.
