Lead Story “Many of my young patients think about getting plastic surgery the way they’d think about getting their hair done,” explained Dr. David Alessi of Beverly Hills, Calif., who […]
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The Straight Dope by Cecil Adams, crossword by Matt Jones, News of The Weird
Napoleon. Dynamite?
How did it come to be that the comedic stereotype of the crazy person is someone who thinks they’re Napoleon? —Doug Frazey For all we know, delusions-of-grandeur gags predate the […]
Repeat After Me
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Diary of the planet
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The whys and wherefores of vermiculite
Hey, Cecil: My wife and I had a very unpleasant experience selling our house after our buyer’s inspector came back with a report of vermiculite in our attic. After a […]
No way. Way.
Government in Action! A Maryland governmental fund created to assist “innocent” victims of violent crime has paid out nearly $1.8 million since 2003 to injured (or deceased) “drug dealers, violent […]
Diary of the planet
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What’s up with that?
The Aristocrats! Mayor Art Madrid of La Mesa, Calif., apologized in February for an incident the week before when police found him, along with a female city employee, passed out […]
A Greet Addition
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It’s that time again
Too Much Time on Their Hands It struck Leo Hill, 81, of Lakewood, Colo., that he was being shorted sheets of toilet paper (in the 12-pack, whose rolls allegedly yielded […]
Two of a Kind
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