Police approached a young woman who was leaning up against a marked police car. The officer immediately smelled a strong odor of alcohol coming from the woman. Her eyes were […]
Crime
Attack of the Bumper Jumper
Around 3:30 a.m. an officer on patrol observed a white male jump on the trunk and rear bumper of an unoccupied, parked vehicle. As the officer continued east on Congress […]
Dude, where’s my gun?
A man called police because a new gun he’d just purchased was stolen. At around 4 p.m. the man parked his van in the driveway and began unloading his recent […]
Who let the dogs out?
A woman called police to report that her neighbor was threatening to her with a shovel. The responding officer was met by the complainant who, according to the officer, “was […]
Breaking up is hard to do
A woman was sitting on a bench overlooking Bay Street when her ex-boyfriend drove by, saw her, and stopped in the middle of the street heading westbound to shout threats […]
The alleged bucket of urine
An officer responded to a call about a domestic disturbance and arrived to find both parties saying that there had been a fight. The man walked out of the residence […]
Please Don’t Call My Mom
Officers responded to a teen club on Montgomery St. for a call about an individual smoking marijuana. Police escorted the individual out of the club, and when they got him […]
Last bus to Margaritaville
An officer on patrol spotted a white male that appeared to have fallen off a bench at a bus stop and was lying on the ground. The man was lying […]
‘It was nothing’
Four people walk into a bar, two ladies and two guys. A physical confrontation ensues between the two men, and then both parties fled, one on foot and one in […]
Funny Money
An unidentified black male entered a florist shop one morning and ordered a half dozen roses. The clerk told him it would take about 15 minutes to get his order […]
